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Here are all the 2016 corpse candidates ranked by the number of teams they are on.
556 candidates have been entered in the hopes of becoming Stiffs this year.

The person who made it onto the most rosters is:



Music Manager/Celine's hubby : Angélil, René on 18 teams 2016-01-14

FOLLOWED BY. . . . . .

Actress/Socialite : Gabor, Zsa Zsa on 14 teams 2016-12-18

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Televangelist : Graham, Rev Billy on 12 teams

THEN. . . . . .

N.Zealand Cricket / BBC Annoncer : Crowe, Martin on 11 teams 2016-03-15
POTUS : Bush, George H.W. on 10 teams
Aussie Broadcaster/Poet/Critic : James, Clive on 10 teams
NFL Coach : Ryan, Buddy on 10 teams 2016-06-28
British Writer : Diski, Jenny on 9 teams 2016-04-28
Actress : Harper, Valarie on 9 teams
Supercentenarian : Jones, Susannah on 9 teams 2016-05-12
NHL Coach/GM Ottawa Senators : Murray, Bryan on 9 teams
Actor : Douglas, Kirk on 8 teams
Actor / TV's Schneider : Harrington Jr, Pat on 7 teams 2016-01-06
Welsh Author / Criminal : Marks, Howard on 7 teams 2016-04-10
NHL Player : Odjick, Gino on 7 teams
Radical Lawyer : Stewart, Lynne on 7 teams
Writer : Wouk, Herman on 7 teams
Boxing Great : Ali, Muhammad on 6 teams 2016-06-03
Former NFL Player : Brigance, O.J. on 6 teams
POTUS : Carter, Jimmy on 6 teams
Cuban Dictator : Castro, Fidel on 6 teams 2016-11-25
Actor-comic / Cheech & Chong : Chong, Tommy on 6 teams
Actress : de Havilland, Olivia on 6 teams
Actor / MDA telethon : Lewis, Jerry on 6 teams
Religious Scholar : Smith, Huston on 6 teams 2016-12-30
MLB Pitcher : Stottlemyre, Mel on 6 teams
King of Surf Rock : Dale, Dick on 5 teams
South African Criminal : Derby-Lewis, Clive on 5 teams 2016-11-03
Actor : Gaynes, George on 5 teams 2016-02-15
Former Fifa President : Havelange, Joao on 5 teams 2016-08-16
Japanese supercentenarian : Koide, Yasutaro on 5 teams 2016-01-19
Boxer/Raging Bull : LaMotta, Jake on 5 teams
OH Congressman : LaTourette, Steve on 5 teams 2016-08-03
Actor / Director : Lloyd, Norman on 5 teams
Duke Of Endibough : Mountbatten, Prince Phillip on 5 teams
Architect : Pei, I. M. on 5 teams
Musician / Marilyn Manson : Putesky, Scott on 5 teams
FLOTUS : Reagan, Nancy on 5 teams 2016-03-06
ex-CEO Adelphia/Sabres owner : Rigas, John on 5 teams
Football (Raiders/Penn St.) : Smith, Steve on 5 teams
South African Rugby Player : van der Westhuizen, Joost on 5 teams
Syracuse basketball player : Washington, Dwayne "Pearl" on 5 teams 2016-04-20
Leader of ISIS / Terrorist : al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr on 4 teams
AL-Qaeda Leader : al-Zawahiri, Ayman on 4 teams
Country Singer : Brown, Bonnie on 4 teams 2016-07-15
Actor / Comedian : Corey, "Prof" Irwin on 4 teams
English Actress : Dawn, Elizabeth "Liz" on 4 teams
Voice Actress : Foray, June on 4 teams
Professional Poker Player : Hansen, Thor on 4 teams
Cancer Kid : Hoffman, Jack on 4 teams
NHL : Howe, Gordie on 4 teams 2016-06-10
Chysler CEO : Iacocca, Lee on 4 teams
R&B singer / Dap Kings : Jones, Sharon on 4 teams 2016-11-18
Italian supercentenarian : Morano, Emma on 4 teams
Japanese Inventor/Politician : Nakamatsu, Yoshiro on 4 teams
Oldest Living WWII Veteran : Overton, Richard on 4 teams
Banker / Philanthropist : Rockefeller, David on 4 teams
SCOTUS : Stevens, John Paul on 4 teams
British Soccer Great : Stiles, Nobby on 4 teams
HOF QB Giants : Tittle, Y.A. on 4 teams
Mexican Actress : Tovar, Lupita on 4 teams 2016-11-12
Football (Browns exec) : Wiedmeier, Bryan on 4 teams 2016-06-07
Voice Actor : Woodson, William on 4 teams
Death Row Activist/Criminal : Abu-Jamal, Mumia on 3 teams
German Jewish Olympian : Bergman, Gretel on 3 teams
FLOTUS : Bush, Barbara on 3 teams
Singer/Songwriter/Country : Campbell, Glen on 3 teams
Actress : Carlise, Mary on 3 teams
Actress : Channing, Carol on 3 teams
Writer : Clearly, Beverly on 3 teams
MLB Catcher : Daulton, Darren on 3 teams
Dutch Politician : de Jong, Piet on 3 teams 2016-07-27
Journalist / Host : Downs, Hugh on 3 teams
Australian Author : Ellis, Robert on 3 teams 2016-04-03
Actress : Fabray, Nanette on 3 teams
British Soccer Player : Farren, Mark on 3 teams 2016-02-03
Ex-Toronto Mayor : Ford, Rob on 3 teams 2016-03-22
Screenwriter : Frank jr., Harriet on 3 teams
Childrens Author : Fritz, Jean on 3 teams
Astronaut : Glenn, John on 3 teams 2016-12-08
Serbian War Criminal : Hadžić, Goran on 3 teams 2016-07-12
ex US House Speaker : Hastert, Dennis on 3 teams
US Congressman WV : Hechler, Ken on 3 teams 2016-12-10
Surgeon/Heimlich maneuver : Heimlich, Henry on 3 teams 2016-12-17
NCAA Basketball Coach : Henson, Lou on 3 teams
Actor : Holbrook, Hal on 3 teams
British Journalist WWII : Hollingworth, Clare on 3 teams
Actor : Hurt, John on 3 teams
Russian Operatic Baritone : Hvorostovsky, Dmitri on 3 teams
Magician (John Edward Szeles) : Johnathan, The Amazing on 3 teams
Musician/Dr. Feelgood Guitarist : Johnson, Wilko on 3 teams
NY State Senator / Crook : Libous, Thomas on 3 teams 2016-05-03
Actress / British Singer : Lynn, Vera on 3 teams
Actress : Moore, Mary Tyler on 3 teams
Actress / Singer : Morison, Patricia on 3 teams
PM Of South Vietnam : Nguyen Ngoc, Tho on 3 teams
CEO of Viacom : Redstone, Sumner on 3 teams
Actor : Reynolds, Burt on 3 teams
NBA Sideline Reporter : Sager, Craig on 3 teams 2016-12-15
Oldest MLB Player : Sandlock, Mike on 3 teams 2016-04-04
Oldest Working Actress : Sawyer, Connie on 3 teams
Economist/Reagan's Secy Of State : Shultz, George on 3 teams
Adidas Ad Oldest Marathoner : Singh, Fauja on 3 teams
Former Butler basketball player : Smith, Andrew on 3 teams 2016-01-12
Pro wrestler /Reiher, James Wiley : Snuka, Jimmy "Superfly" on 3 teams
Japanese Royalty / Brother Of Hirohito : Takahito, Prince Mikasa on 3 teams 2016-10-27
Actor : Vigoda, Abe on 3 teams 2016-01-26
Politician / Indiana Governor : Whitcomb, Edgar on 3 teams 2016-02-04
Animator : Wong, Tyrus on 3 teams 2016-12-30
Actor/ Mr Ed's Wilber : Young, Alan on 3 teams 2016-05-19
Writer / Literary Historian : Aaron, Daniel on 2 teams 2016-04-30
Gun n Roses Drummer : Adler, Steven on 2 teams
Actress / Comedian : Aherne, Caroline on 2 teams 2016-07-02
Mr. Universe : Aich, Manohar on 2 teams 2016-06-05
Playwright : Albee, Edward on 2 teams 2016-09-19
Comic : Allen, Marty on 2 teams
1980 US presidential candidate : Anderson, John B. on 2 teams
TV nun-Rita Rizzo : Angelica, Mother on 2 teams 2016-03-27
Baseball writer : Angell, Roger on 2 teams
Vietnam Prez : Anh, Lê Đức on 2 teams
TV Host : Barker, Bob on 2 teams
UT Senator : Bennett, Bob on 2 teams 2016-05-04
NFL Owner Saints : Benson, Tom on 2 teams
MManson (Scott Putesky) : Berkowitz, Daisy on 2 teams
Screenwriter : Bernstein, Walter on 2 teams
Priest-activist : Berrigan, Daniel on 2 teams 2016-04-30
Australian sports broadcaster : Bietzel, Harry on 2 teams
Australian rugby league player : Blacklock, Ray on 2 teams
Algerian President : Bouteflika, Abdelaziz on 2 teams
Guyanese Author : Braithwaite, E.R. on 2 teams 2016-12-12
Jamaican supercentenarian : Brown, Violet on 2 teams
TV Personality : Buell, Ryan on 2 teams
Pro wrestler, Big Bully Busick : Busick, Nick on 2 teams
Musician, Black Flag : Cadena, Dez on 2 teams
MLB Player : Carew, Rod on 2 teams
Media Magnate : Chambers, Anne Cox on 2 teams
Tower Of Power Guitarist : Conte, Bruce on 2 teams
Composer : Coppla, Anton on 2 teams
Author : Crowe, Joe Medicine on 2 teams 2016-04-03
Soccer : Cruyff, Johan on 2 teams 2016-03-24
Rock Climber : Dawson, Glen on 2 teams 2016-03-22
Longtime Congressman : Dingell, John on 2 teams
MLB 2nd base & Coach : Doerr, Bobby on 2 teams
Singer : Domino, Fats on 2 teams
former Dallas Texans QB : Duncan, Randy on 2 teams 2016-09-27
Science Fiction Writer : Ellison, Harlan on 2 teams
Dancer / Choreographer : Erdman, Jean on 2 teams
Ill State Rep / Pedophile : Farnham, Keith on 2 teams
Poet : Ferlinghetti, Lawrence on 2 teams
Actor : Finney, Albert on 2 teams
Chairman of Bolton Wanderers Football Club : Gartside, Phil on 2 teams 2016-02-10
British / Ex Bishop : Gerety, Peter Leo on 2 teams 2016-09-20
Indian Musician / Singer : Ghosh, Shankar on 2 teams 2016-01-22
Mel Gibsons father/Author : Gibson, Hutton Peter on 2 teams
NFL Player : Gleason, Steve on 2 teams
Gun Inventor : Glock, Gaston on 2 teams
Wrestler : Graham, Billy superstar on 2 teams
Journalist / Photographer : Gruber, Ruth on 2 teams 2016-11-17
Country Singer : Haggard, Merle on 2 teams 2016-04-06
Actress : Hale, Barbara on 2 teams
Game Show Host : Hall, Monty on 2 teams
Candy Bomber : Halvorsen, Gail on 2 teams
German U Boat Commander : Hardegen, Reinhard on 2 teams
Casino Owner : Ho, Stanley on 2 teams
Maryland Governor : Hogan, Larry on 2 teams
Governor : Hollings, Ernest "Fritz" on 2 teams
TN Politico : Hooker, John Jay on 2 teams 2016-01-24
MLB Owner : Illitch, Mike on 2 teams
Mad Magazine Cartoonist : Jaffee, Al on 2 teams
Actress : Jeannette, Gertrude on 2 teams
Prez NZ Council of Trade Unions : Kelly, Helen on 2 teams 2016-10-14
KKK/Murderer : Killen, Edgar Ray on 2 teams
Scientist / Space Researcher : Kit, Barys on 2 teams
Leader of LRA : Kony, Joseph on 2 teams
TV Writer / Producer : Lear, Norman on 2 teams
American Jurist : Leighton, George N. on 2 teams
Noble Prize Author : Lessings, Doris on 2 teams
Animator : Lusk, Don on 2 teams
Investor/Criminal : Madoff, Bernie on 2 teams
Broadcaster /Political Activist : Mandel, William Marx "Bill" on 2 teams 2016-11-24
TV Director : Martinson, Leslie "Les" H on 2 teams 2016-09-03
English composer/conductor : Maxwell-Davies, Sir Peter on 2 teams 2016-03-14
Political Matriarch/John McCain mom : McCain, Roberta on 2 teams
Actress : McKenzie, Fay on 2 teams
Singer / Musician : Mitchell, Joni on 2 teams
Manhattan District Attorney : Morgenthau, Robert Morris on 2 teams
Dictator : Mugabe, Robert on 2 teams
ex Tennis Player : Mulloy, Gardnar on 2 teams 2016-11-14
New Zealand Beer Baron : Myers, Sir Arthur Douglas on 2 teams
Actor : Noble, James on 2 teams 2016-03-28
Soccer Great : Pele on 2 teams
Israeli PM : Peres, Shimon on 2 teams 2016-09-28
NFL Player : Perry, William "Refrigerator" on 2 teams
Actor : Persoff, Nehemiah on 2 teams
English Actress : Plowright, Louise on 2 teams 2016-03-01
Film Composer : Rabinowitz, Harry on 2 teams 2016-06-22
Actress : Rae, Charlotte on 2 teams
Physicist / Engineer / Businessman : Ramo, Simon on 2 teams 2016-06-27
Pope Benidict : Ratzinberger, Joseph on 2 teams
Comic / Director : Reiner, Carl on 2 teams
Comic Actor : Rickles, Don on 2 teams
Voice Of Charlie Brown : Robbins, Peter on 2 teams
Blacklisted Screenwriter, Author, Actress : Rouverol, Jean on 2 teams
Actress : Saint, Eve Marie on 2 teams
French Actress : Simonot, Renée on 2 teams
British Cinematographer : Slocombe, Douglas on 2 teams 2016-02-22
Mathematician, Musician, Author : Smullyan, Raymund on 2 teams
UK Football Player : St John, Ian on 2 teams
NFL Green Bay Packers : Starr, Bart on 2 teams
Cinematographer : Suschitzky, Wolfgang on 2 teams 2016-10-07
Saprano : Sweetland, Sally on 2 teams
Hawaii Congressman : Takai, Mark on 2 teams 2016-07-20
Actress : Tyson, Cicely on 2 teams
Actor : Van Dyke, Dick on 2 teams
TV Judge : Wapner, Joseph on 2 teams
Actor : Wilder, Gene on 2 teams 2016-08-29
US Test Pilot : Yeager, Chuck on 2 teams
Chinese Linguist : Youguang, Zhou on 2 teams
Musician / AC/DC : Young, Malcom on 2 teams
TV Host : Zacherle, John on 2 teams 2016-10-27
Guitarist for X : Zoom, Billy on 2 teams
Author : Abrahams, Peter on 1 team
King Of Thailand : Adulyadej, Bhumibol on 1 team 2016-10-13
Cuban Actress : Aguilar, Amalia on 1 team
Sultan Oman : al-Said, Qaboos Bin Said on 1 team
Terrorist : al-Shishani, Abu Omar on 1 team 2016-03-14
Opera Singer : Aleman, Fedora on 1 team
Jazz Pianist : Allison, Mose on 1 team 2016-11-15
Director : Anderson, Michael on 1 team
Singer / Actress : Andrews, Julie on 1 team
Kenyan President : arap Moi, Daniel on 1 team
little people TLC : Arnold, Jen on 1 team
Jazz Violinist : Asmussen, Svend on 1 team
English Author / Publisher : Athill, Diana on 1 team
Actor/Producer : Attenborough, David on 1 team
Former Chilean President : Aylwin, Patricio on 1 team 2016-04-19
Terrorist : Ba Odah, Tariq on 1 team
Composer : Bacharach, Burt on 1 team
Rapper : Badazz, Boosie on 1 team
British Soccer Player : Banks, Gordon on 1 team
Editor Ny Times : Baquet, Dean on 1 team
Actress : Barrie, Barbara on 1 team
gong show/ cia : Barris, Chuck on 1 team
Musician : Bartholomew, Dave on 1 team
Actor : Bayldon, Geoffrey on 1 team
Influential psychiatrist : Beck, Aaron T. on 1 team
Actor : Benson, Irving on 1 team 2016-05-19
Author And Critic : Bentley, Eric on 1 team
Acoustics Expert : Beranek, Leo on 1 team 2016-10-10
Socialite : Bettencourt, Liliane on 1 team
FIFA Scandal Whistle Blower : Blazer, Charles "Chuck" on 1 team
children's author : Blume, Judy on 1 team
Central Michigan Football Coach : Bonamego, Joe on 1 team
Actor : Booth, Antony on 1 team
Gender Theorist : Bornstein, Kate on 1 team
Rapper : Bossie, Lil on 1 team
French conductor, composer : Boulez, Pierre on 1 team 2016-01-05
UN Secretary General : Boutros-Ghali, Boutros on 1 team 2016-02-16
Folk Singer : Brand, Oscar on 1 team 2016-09-30
Producer : Brauner, Artur on 1 team
Author : Brazelton, T. Berry on 1 team
TV News Anchor : Brokaw, Tom on 1 team
NFL Ravens Coach : Brooks, Clarence on 1 team
Cognitive Psychologist : Bruner, Jerome on 1 team 2016-06-05
Judge : Buckley, James L. on 1 team
Arkansas politician : Bumpers, Dale on 1 team 2016-01-01
Astrophysicist : Burbidge, Margaret on 1 team
Holocaust Survivor / Author : Burger, Adolf on 1 team 2016-12-06
New Orleans Jazz Pianist : Butler, Henry on 1 team
Actress : Bynes, Amanda on 1 team
Soccer : Callaghan, Nigel on 1 team
Musician : Camero, Candido on 1 team
British Actor, Broke Color Barrier : Cameron, Earl on 1 team
Singer : Campbell, Glenn on 1 team
Musician : Campbell, Vivian on 1 team
Journalist/Hostage : Cantile, John on 1 team
Head Of IRS Under Kennedy : Caplin, Mortimer on 1 team
Fashion : Cardin, Pierre on 1 team
2nd Oldest Baseball Player : Carnett, Eddie on 1 team 2016-11-04
Actress : Cary, Diana Serra on 1 team
Actor : Chamberlin, Richard on 1 team
Dancer : Champion, Marge on 1 team
Khamer Rouge : Chea, Nuon on 1 team
V-POTUS : Cheney, Dick on 1 team
Record Company Executive : Chess, Phil on 1 team 2016-10-19
English Boxer : Christie, Errol on 1 team
Oklahoma senator : Coburn, Tom on 1 team
British Soccer Player : Cole, Andy on 1 team
Doolittle Raider : Cole, Richard on 1 team
Secretary Of Transportation : Coleman Jr, William Thaddeus on 1 team
Actor : Coleman, Dabney on 1 team
US Senator : Coleman, Norm on 1 team
Actor : Connors, Mike on 1 team
Heart Surgeon : Cooley, Denton on 1 team 2016-11-18
Actor/Comic/turned Perv : Cosby, Bill on 1 team
Actor : Curry, Tim on 1 team
M&T Bank President : Czarnecki, Mark on 1 team
Competitive Eater : Czerwinski, Peter (Furious Pete) on 1 team
Isreal Mossad Leader : Dagan, Meir on 1 team 2016-03-17
Super Suckers Bass Player : Daly Ii, Edward (Eddie Speghetti) on 1 team
Actress : Darrieux, Danielle on 1 team
Supertramp Singer/Songwriter : Davies, Rick on 1 team
Actress : Day, Doris on 1 team
Philipine Judge : Defensor-Santiago, Miriam on 1 team 2016-09-29
French Actress / Singer : Delair, Suzy on 1 team
Of rock band Asian : Dignam, Christy on 1 team
Politician : Dole, Bob on 1 team
Actor : Dotrice, Roy on 1 team
Actor : Douglas, Michael on 1 team
UN Sec-Gen : du Cuellar, Javier Perez on 1 team
MLB Outfielder : Duncan, Chris on 1 team
Photographer : Duncan, David Douglas on 1 team
Musician : Dunlap, Slim on 1 team
Millionaire/Criminal : Durst, Robert on 1 team
Boxing Trainer : Duva, Lou on 1 team
British Magnate : Ecclestone, Bernard on 1 team
Former Mexican President : Echeverria Alvarez, Luis on 1 team
CA Old Representative : Edwards, Don on 1 team
Comedian : Elliott, Bob on 1 team 2016-02-03
General : Ely, William J. on 1 team
Hungarian writer : Esterhazy, Peter on 1 team 2016-07-14
U.S. Olympic Athlete : Evens, Lee on 1 team
Danish Musician : Fabric, Bent on 1 team
BBC News Presenter : Fawkes, Helen on 1 team
Musician : Fekete, Thomas on 1 team 2016-05-30
Pianist : Fields, Irving on 1 team 2016-08-20
Publisher : Flint, Larry on 1 team
British Entertainer : Forsyth, Sir Bruce on 1 team
Immunologist / Pollen Count : Frankland, William on 1 team
Queen Of Soul : Franklin, Aretha on 1 team
Boston College Baseball Player : Frates, Pete on 1 team
Welsh Actress : Freeman, Jane on 1 team
Photographer : Freeman, Robert on 1 team
New Orleans Saints Announcer : Gajan, Hokie on 1 team 2016-04-11
MLB Player/Broadcaster : Garagiola, Joe on 1 team 2016-03-23
Actress : Garr, Teri on 1 team
England International Footballer : Gascoigne, Paul on 1 team
Nobel Physicist : Gell-Mann, Murray on 1 team
NASCAR Exec : Gibbs, J.D. on 1 team
TV Host : Gilbert, Johnny on 1 team
Football Coach : Ginn, Sr., Ted on 1 team
Former French President : Giscard d'estaing, Valery on 1 team
Writer : Glass, William H. on 1 team
Former NFL Player : Glassford, J. William on 1 team 2016-09-19
Director : Gordon, Bert I on 1 team
Session Musician Great : Grebb, Marty on 1 team
Reality Show Celebrity : Griffin, Maggie on 1 team
Bookeeper Of Auschwitz : Groning, Oskar on 1 team
Actor : Guillaume, Robert on 1 team
Sportscaster : Gumbel, Bryant on 1 team
Soccer Player : Gutierrez, Jonas on 1 team
British Developer : Hall, Sir John on 1 team
Cultist : Han, Hak Ja on 1 team
Dr. Demento : Hansen, Barret on 1 team
Sculptor : Hardison, Ruth Inge on 1 team
old man/pawn stars : Harrison, Richard on 1 team
Baseball Umpire : Harvey, Doug on 1 team
Screenwriter : Hashimoto, Shinobu on 1 team
Author : Hawke, Hazel on 1 team
Physicist : Hawking, Stephen on 1 team
Country Music Legand : Hayes, Wade on 1 team
Pro Wrestler : Heenan, Bobby "The Brain" on 1 team
Playboy, Journalist : Hefner, Hugh on 1 team
Australian Announcer : Henderson, Brian on 1 team
NHL Great : Henderson, Paul on 1 team
Actress : Henry, Gloria on 1 team
Abstract Painter : Herrera, Carmen on 1 team
Reality Star : Herzog, Todd on 1 team
MLB Player / Coach : Herzog, Whitey on 1 team
Actor : Hill, Steven on 1 team 2016-08-23
Former mayor of Indianapolis : Hudnut III, William H. on 1 team 2016-12-17
Australian Soccer Player : Hughes, Mark on 1 team
Actress : Hunt, Marsha on 1 team
Utahs Richest Man : Huntsman, Jon on 1 team
Computer Pioneer : Huskey, Harry Douglas on 1 team
MLB : Irvin, Monte on 1 team 2016-01-11
Jackson Family Sperm Provider : Jackson, Joe on 1 team
Medal Of Honor : Jackson, Joe M. on 1 team
Actor : James, Clifton on 1 team
Singer : Jeffreys, Anne on 1 team
Athlete : Jenner, Caitlyn (Bruce) on 1 team
British Actress : Johns, Glynis on 1 team
Wrestler : Kachmanian, Juan on 1 team
Journalist : Kalb, Bernard on 1 team
Reality TV Star : Kardashian, Rob on 1 team
American Humorist : Keilor, Garrison on 1 team
NFL Hofer : Kelly, Jim on 1 team
Actor : Kennedy, George on 1 team 2016-02-28
BBC Exec and Announcer : Kerr, Bobby on 1 team
Iran Leader : Khamenei, Sayyed Ali on 1 team
Actor : Kilmer, Val on 1 team
Boxing Promoter : King, Don on 1 team
TV / Radio Host : King, Larry on 1 team
Politician : Kissinger, Henry on 1 team
Mid Century American Furniture Designer : Knoll, Florence on 1 team
Bush Campaign Strategist : Kochel, David on 1 team
ex-PM Nepal : Koirala, Sushil on 1 team 2016-02-09
Indian Actor : Kumar, Dilip on 1 team
Samsung magnate : Kun-hee, Lee on 1 team
Basketball Coach : Kundla, John on 1 team
Pro Basketball Player : Kuric, Kyle on 1 team
Baseball Player/Manager : Lasorda, Tommy on 1 team
Homicide Detective : Leavelle, Jim on 1 team
Writer : Lee, Harper on 1 team 2016-02-19
Comic Book Artist : Lee, Stan on 1 team
Humorist : Lehrer, Tom on 1 team
Grateful Dead Musician : Lesh, Phil on 1 team
Director : Lewis, Gilbert on 1 team
Singer / Pianist : Lewis, Jerry Lee on 1 team
Chicago Teachers Union Head : Lewis, Karen on 1 team
Musician : Licciardello, Carmen on 1 team
Nazi Guard : Lipschis, Hans on 1 team
Actress : Little, Jeanne on 1 team
Activist : Lowery, Joseph on 1 team
Lord Avebury/English politician : Lubbock, Eric on 1 team 2016-02-14
Heisman Winner : Lujack, Johnny on 1 team
Emergency Actor : Mantooth, Randolph on 1 team
Soccer Star : Maradona, Diego on 1 team
Actor : Maren, Jerry on 1 team
Comedienne / Actress : Marie, Rose on 1 team
Actress/Director : Marshall, Penny on 1 team
Artist : Martin, Knox on 1 team
Game Show Host : Martindale, Wink on 1 team
Former Montana Governor : Martz, Judy on 1 team
Comedian : Mason, Jackie on 1 team
Plus Size Model : Mayday, Elly on 1 team
Actor : McCann, Chuck on 1 team
Congresswoman : McCarthy, Caroline on 1 team
Baseball player : McCovey, Willie on 1 team
Tonsilectomy Girl : McMath, Jahi on 1 team
Minnesota Twins manager : Mele, Sam on 1 team
Astrologer : Mercado, Walter on 1 team
Musician : Michaels, Bret on 1 team
NHL Great : Mikita, Stan on 1 team
Musician, Bad Brains : Miller, Gary (Dr Know) on 1 team
US Senator : Miller, Zell on 1 team
Governor : Milliken, William on 1 team
Nascar Car Owner : Moore, Bud on 1 team
English Singer : Morrissey, Steven Patrick on 1 team
Egyptian President : Mubarak, Hosni on 1 team
First Lady of Zimbabwe : Mugabe, Grace on 1 team
Actress : Mundy, Meg on 1 team
Actress : Neill, Noel on 1 team 2016-07-03
MLB Pitcher : Newcombe, Don on 1 team
Comedian / Actor : Newhart, Bob on 1 team
American Numinastic : Newman, Eric on 1 team
Life Fitness Founder : Nieto, Augie on 1 team
Humorist : Norden, Denis on 1 team
Voice Over Artist : Nordine, Ken on 1 team
British Conductor : Norrington, Roger on 1 team
Comedian : Notaro, Tig on 1 team
Irish businessman / Radio Caroline : O'Rahilly, Ronan on 1 team
PO Equatorial Guinea : Obiang Nguema Mbjogo, Teodoro on 1 team
Director : Oliveira, Manoel De on 1 team
Actor : Oneil, Ryan on 1 team
WWF : Orndorff, Paul on 1 team
Holocaust Novelist : Pahor, Boris on 1 team
Actress : Paige, Janis on 1 team
Notre Dame Coach : Parseghian, Ara on 1 team
Cookbook Author / Oldest TV Chef : Patten, Marguerite on 1 team
Governor : Patterson, John on 1 team
Politician : Pei-tsun, Hau on 1 team
US Politics : Perot, Ross on 1 team
British Writer : Perry, Jimmy on 1 team 2016-10-23
Alarm Singer : Peters, Mike on 1 team
College Basketball Coach : Phelps, Digger on 1 team
Former CEO Goodyear : Pilliod, Jr, Charles on 1 team
College Football Coach : Pinkel, Gary on 1 team
jurist : Pope, Jack on 1 team
Writer : Pournelle, Jerry on 1 team
Actress : Powell, Jane on 1 team
Pianist : Pressler, Menahem on 1 team
Musician : Prine, John on 1 team
Reality TV Star : Raiola, Angela "Big Ang" on 1 team 2016-02-18
Filipino Senator : Ramos-Shahani, Leticia on 1 team
Magician : Randi, James on 1 team
Actress : Randolph, Joyce on 1 team
Hockey Player : Richard, Henri on 1 team
Former Sky News Exec/Politician : Richardson, Graham on 1 team
Golfer : Right, Mary on 1 team
Pro Wrestler : Roberts, Jake "The Snake" on 1 team
Chemist : Roberts, John D on 1 team 2016-10-29
Aussie Roman Catholic Bishop : Robinson, Geoffrey on 1 team
Drummer for Poison : Rocket, Rikki on 1 team
Jockey : Romero, Randy on 1 team
Singer : Ronstadt, Linda on 1 team
Medal Of Honor : Ross, William K. on 1 team
Oldest Living British Peer : Rowley-Conwy, Geoffrey Alexander on 1 team
Blues Guitarist : Rush, Otis on 1 team
Painter : Ryman, Robert on 1 team
Journalist : Safer, Morley on 1 team 2016-05-19
British Actor : Sallis, Peter on 1 team
Fawelty Towers Actress : Scales, Prunella on 1 team
TV Writer : Schiller, Bob on 1 team
Conservative Activist : Schlafly, Phyllis on 1 team 2016-09-05
Hockey Coach : Schmidt, Milt on 1 team
MLB : Schoendienst, Red on 1 team
NFL Referee : Schuster, Bill on 1 team
Judge : Seawell, Donald on 1 team
Serbian Politician : Seselj, Vojislav on 1 team
Businessman / Philanthropist : Shapiro, Carl J on 1 team
Producer : Shore, Mitzi on 1 team
Noble Prize Winner : Skou, Jens Christian on 1 team
Sec Commissioner : Slive, Mike on 1 team
Jazz Singer : Smith, Keely on 1 team
Gossip Columnist : Smith, Liz on 1 team
Politician : Smith, Neal Edward on 1 team
77 Sunset Strip actor : Smith, Roger on 1 team
Rosenburg Spy : Sobell, Morton on 1 team
NRBC Bass Player : Spampinato, Joey on 1 team
Candian Politician : St-Denis, Lisa on 1 team
Astrologer / Dancer : Stallone, Jackie on 1 team
Singer : Starr, Kay on 1 team 2016-11-03
NBA Owner/Biggot : Sterling, Donald on 1 team
Formula-1 : Stewart, Jackie on 1 team
Actor : Storch, Larry on 1 team
MLB Player : Strawberry, Darryl on 1 team
Double Dare TV Host : Summers, Marc on 1 team
NCAA Lady Coach : Summit, Pat on 1 team 2016-06-28
Australian Broadcaster, Journalist : Sutherland, Donnie on 1 team
ex Chiefs WR : Taylor, Otis on 1 team
Japanese 'Monster In A Suit" Actor : Tezuka, Katsumi on 1 team
Artist : Thiebaud, Wayne on 1 team
Announcer : Thomas, Peter on 1 team 2016-04-30
TV producer : Tinker, Grant on 1 team 2016-11-28
Singer : Tobin, Louise on 1 team
ex NFL player : Turner, Kevin on 1 team 2016-03-24
Nobel Laureate : Tutu, Desmond on 1 team
Actor : Tyner, Charles on 1 team
Indian PM : Vajpayee, Atal Bihari on 1 team
Actor : Van Dyke, Jerry on 1 team
US Ambassador : Vest, George S. on 1 team
Formula 1 Driver : Villeneuve Sr, Jacques on 1 team
Canadian jazz musician : Vogel, Vic on 1 team
Socialite/Murder Suspect : von Bulow, Claus on 1 team
Big Band Era Singer : Wain, Bea on 1 team
Voice Actress : Waldo, Janet on 1 team 2016-06-12
Cartoonist : Walker, Mort on 1 team
Singer Lost Prophets : Watkins, Ian on 1 team
Publisher / Philanthropist : Weidenfeld, George on 1 team
Writer / Nobel Laureate : Wiesel, Elie on 1 team 2016-07-02
Actor : West, Adam on 1 team
German Foreign Minister : Westerwelle, Guido on 1 team 2016-03-18
Musician : Wetton, John on 1 team
Sportscaster : Whitaker, Jack on 1 team
Actress : White, Betty on 1 team
Shot In Face By Dick Cheney : Whittington, Harry on 1 team
Wealthy Guy : Whitworth, Ralph on 1 team
Biologist : Wilson, E O on 1 team
Football Player : Wistert, Al Ox on 1 team 2016-03-05
Former NY Congressman : Wolff, Lester on 1 team
Rocker : Wood, Ron David on 1 team
Actress : Woodward, Joanne on 1 team
Poet : Wright, Franz on 1 team
Singer : Young, Sir Jimmy on 1 team 2016-11-07
Sports Writer : Zimmerman, Paul Dr Z on 1 team






Prize Payouts

Our 2016 The NewlyDead Game is officially closed and in the books.
These are the final totals, prizes and winners!


36 Rosters  x  $25     $900.00
36 Entry Fees  x   $0   - $.00
0 Metobolically Challenged Awards  x  $25   - $.00
PRIZE POOL =     $900.00




1 (10th Place) $18.00 + (11th Place) $13.50 = $31.50 split evenly

  Placed % of Pool    Team Points Prize
1st 40.0% Feet to Head, Everyone's Dead 342 $360.00
2nd 15.0% Lie Back and Think of England 322 $135.00
3rd 12.5% Bud Dwyer's Brains 285 $112.50
4th 7.5% Death March 254 $67.50
5th 6.0% Van Owens Body 251 $54.00
6th 5.0% 114 is the New 80! 204 $45.00
7th 4.0% Think Schneider Ever Snaked Ann Romano's Pipes 196 $36.00
8th 3.0% More Hemlock Please 195 $27.00
9th 2.5% Dearly Departed 170 $22.50
10th 2.0% Little House at Donner Pass 161 $15.75
11th 1.5% This Used to Be My Cricket Playground 161 $15.75
12th 1.0% In The Deathroom 159 $9.00
Rectal Hydration 152
House Of Soon To Be With The Lord 148
Martha Pearl 135
Plowing The Deep 134
Small Cell Cassanova 134
Forrest Tucker's Ghost 128
The Eventually Dead Celebrity Cookbook 124
Ie Shima Warriors 116
Schadenfreude 116
Team Dirt 114
A Trophy For Atrophy 113
Ethnic Cleansing 110
Okinawa Death Squad 105
Six Feet Under 105
Stiff As A Board & Bright Green 90
Six Feet Under Hollywood 85
The Reap Grimers 80
Netflix and Ill 74
Crypt Kickers 61
Malaysian Air 60
Ghost of a Chance 58
Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, Honey! 55
David Nivens Fridge 53
Welcome to the great big BBQ in the sky 42