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Here are all the 2015 corpse candidates ranked by the number of teams they are on.
60 stiffs have been processed through our morgue this year.

The person who made it onto the most rosters is:



Writer / Simpsons Co-Creator : Simon, Sam on 28 teams 2015-03-08

FOLLOWED BY. . . . . .

ESPN Anchor / Sportscaster : Scott, Stuart on 17 teams 2015-01-04

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Actress : Gabor, Zsa Zsa on 15 teams

THEN. . . . . .

Evangelist / Zealot Televangelist : Graham, Rev Billy on 14 teams
Musician / Country Music HOFer : Dickens, "Little" Jimmy on 13 teams 2015-01-02
Former POTUS : Bush, George H W on 12 teams
NHL : Howe, Gordie on 11 teams
Australian Broadcaster / Poet / Critic : James, Clive on 11 teams
NFL Coach : Ryan, Buddy on 11 teams
Actor : Douglas, Kirk on 10 teams
Televangilist : Schuller, Rev Robert H on 10 teams 2015-04-02
Boxing Great : Ali, Muhammad on 9 teams
Cuba Leader : Castro, Fidel on 9 teams
MLB Catcher / Phillies : Daulton, Darren on 9 teams
NHL Player : Odjick , Gino on 9 teams
Duke of Edinburgh : Philip, Prince {Mountbatten} on 9 teams
British Humanitarian : Winton, Sir Nicholas G on 9 teams 2015-07-01
Chicago's Roman Catholic Cardinal : George, Francis on 8 teams 2015-04-17
Actress : Harper, Valarie on 8 teams
NHL Coach / GM : Murray, Bryan on 8 teams
Comedian / Actor : Corey, "Prof" Irwin on 7 teams
Actress : de Haviland, Olivia on 7 teams
NFL / Bills QB : Kelly, Jim on 7 teams
Oldest Person : Okawa, Misao or Misawo on 7 teams 2015-04-01
FLOTUS : Reagan, Nancy on 7 teams
Author : Wouk, Herman on 7 teams
MLB HOFer / Yankee Great : Berra, Yogi on 6 teams 2015-09-22
English Actress / Coronation Str : Dawn, Elizabeth "Liz" on 6 teams
Musician / Dr. Feelgood Guitarist : Johnson, Wilco on 6 teams
Boxer / Raging Bull : Lamotta, Jake on 6 teams
Actor / Comedian / MDA Telethon : Lewis, Jerry on 6 teams
Actor / Director : Lloyd, Norman on 6 teams
Actor / Happy Days : Molinaro, Al on 6 teams 2015-10-30
NFL Raiders : Smith, Steve on 6 teams
Radical Lawyer : Stewart, Lynne on 6 teams
NFL / Cleveland Browns Exec : Wiedmeier, Bryan J on 6 teams
Ex-A.I.G. Chief Exec : Benmosche, Bob on 5 teams 2015-02-27
Paranormal Investigator / Tv Host : Buell, Ryan on 5 teams
Fox Sports / NASCAR announcer : Byrnes, Steve on 5 teams 2015-04-21
New Zealand Cricketer / BBC Announcer : Crowe, Martin on 5 teams
South African Criminal : Derby-Lewis, Clive on 5 teams
Former Toronto Mayor / Whack Job : Ford, Rob on 5 teams
Former FIFA President : Havelange, João on 5 teams
Investor / Financier : Kahn, Irving on 5 teams 2015-02-24
Egyptian President : Mubarak, Hosni on 5 teams
New Zealand Beer Baron : Myers, Sir Arthur Douglas on 5 teams
Banker / Philanthropist : Rockefeller, David on 5 teams
Filmmaker / NFL Films : Sabol, Ed on 5 teams 2015-02-09
German Chancellor : Schmidt, Helmut on 5 teams 2015-11-10
NFL HOFer / Giants QB : Tittle, Y. A. on 5 teams
Actor : Vigoda, Abe on 5 teams
American Test Pilot / Astronaut : Yaeger, Chuck on 5 teams
Actor / Mr Ed's Wilbur : Young, Alan on 5 teams
Writer/founded Library of America : Aaron, Daniel on 4 teams
Literary Critic : Abrams, M. H. on 4 teams 2015-04-21
English Comedienne / Actress : Aherne, Caroline on 4 teams
Saudi Arabian King : bin Abdulaziz, Abdullah on 4 teams 2015-01-23
Actor : Cassell, Wally on 4 teams 2015-04-02
Actress : Channing, Carol on 4 teams
Author : Cleary, Beverly on 4 teams
Author / Historian / Anthropologist : Crow, Joe Medicine on 4 teams
Film Director : de Oliveira, Manoel on 4 teams 2015-04-02
MLB HOFer : Doerr, Bobby on 4 teams
Journalist / TV Host : Downs, Hugh on 4 teams
Actor : Gaynes, George on 4 teams
Former Saints Player (NFL) : Gleason, Steve on 4 teams
Astronaut / Senator : Glenn, John on 4 teams
Wrestler : Graham, Billy" Superstar" on 4 teams
Chrysler CEO : Iacocca, Lee on 4 teams
Japanese Auto Exec / Nissan Founder : Katayama, Yutaka on 4 teams 2015-02-19
Canadian Broadcaster : Keeping, Max on 4 teams 2015-10-01
Comic Book Writer : Lee, Stan on 4 teams
4th Oldest / 3rd in US / 1st in MA : Madigan, Bernice on 4 teams 2015-01-03
NBA Player : Marble, Roy on 4 teams 2015-09-11
Actor / Last Munchkin : Maren, Jerry on 4 teams
Actor / Oldest Dr Who : Pooley, Olaf on 4 teams 2015-07-14
Musician / Toto Bass Player : Porcaro, Mike on 4 teams 2015-03-15
Film Producer : Rollins, Jack on 4 teams 2015-06-18
British Cinematographer : Slocombe, Douglas on 4 teams
Scottish Footballer : St. John, Ian on 4 teams
Nobel Prize in Physics : Townes, Charles on 4 teams 2015-01-27
South African Rugby Player : van der Westhuizen, Joost on 4 teams
Actor : Van Dyke, Dick on 4 teams
Al Qaeda Leader : Al-Zawahiri, Ayman on 3 teams
Ex-Football Player : Brigance, O.J. on 3 teams
Singer / Musician : Campbell, Glen on 3 teams
Actress : Carlise, Mary on 3 teams
Heart Surgeon : Cooley, Denton on 3 teams
King Of Surf Rock : Dale, Dick on 3 teams
French Actress : Darrieux, Danielle on 3 teams
Irish Singer : Dignam, Christy on 3 teams
Author : Diski, Jenny on 3 teams
Senator : Dole, Bob on 3 teams
Singer : Domino, Fats on 3 teams
British Composer / Arranger : Douglas, Roy on 3 teams 2015-03-23
Author : Ellison, Harlan on 3 teams
Poet : Ferlinghetti, Lawrence on 3 teams
Actor : Finney, Albert on 3 teams
Voice Actress : Foray, June on 3 teams
Children's Author : Fritz, Jean on 3 teams
Artist / National Lampoon : Gross, Michael C on 3 teams 2015-11-16
Journalist / Photographer : Gruber, Ruth on 3 teams
TV Game Show Host : Hall, Monty on 3 teams
Real Estate Broker : Halliday, Ebby on 3 teams 2015-08-08
American Physician : Heimlich, Henry on 3 teams
College Basketball Player : Hill, Lauren on 3 teams 2015-04-10
British Journalist / WWII Correspondent : Hollingworth, Clare on 3 teams
Cartoonist : Jaffee, Al on 3 teams
Magician : Johnathan, Amazing on 3 teams
Scientist / Space Researcher : Kit, Barys on 3 teams
TV Writer / Producer : Lear, Norman on 3 teams
Actress : Lord, Marjorie on 3 teams 2015-11-28
Actress / Director : Marshall, Penny on 3 teams
TV Director : Martinson, Leslie "Les" H on 3 teams
Actress : Meadows, Jayne on 3 teams 2015-04-26
Actress / Singer : Morison, Patricia on 3 teams
Tennis Player : Mulloy, Gardnar on 3 teams
Actor : Nimoy, Leonard on 3 teams 2015-02-27
NFL Player : Perry, William “Refrigerator” on 3 teams
Actor : Persoff, Nehemiah on 3 teams
Marilyn Manson / Daisy Berkowitz : Putesky, Scott on 3 teams
Pope Benedict, Emeritus : Ratzinberger, Joseph on 3 teams
Civil Rights Activist : Robinson, Amelia Boynton on 3 teams 2015-08-26
Mexican Actress / Singer : Rojas, Lorena on 3 teams 2015-02-16
Filipino Politician / Lawyer / Author : Santiago, Miriam Defensor on 3 teams
Oldest Working Actress : Sawyer, Connie on 3 teams
Brazil Basketball Player : Schmidt, Oscar on 3 teams
Astralian Politician : Schultz, Alby on 3 teams 2015-07-14
Adidas Ad Oldest Marathoner : Singh, Fauja on 3 teams
HOF Quarterback : Starr, Bart on 3 teams
NCAA Basketball Coach : Summitt, Pat on 3 teams
Actress : Tovar, Lupita on 3 teams
NFL Running Back : Turner, Kevin on 3 teams
TV Judge : Wapner, Joseph on 3 teams
Oldest American : Weaver, Gertrude on 3 teams 2015-04-06
Actress : White, Betty on 3 teams
Oscar Winning Editor / Producer : Williams, Elmo on 3 teams 2015-11-25
Animator : Wong, Tyrus on 3 teams
Pulitzer Prize-Winning Poet : Wright, Franz on 3 teams 2015-05-14
GnR Drummer : Adler, Steven on 2 teams
King Of Thailand : Adulyadej, Bhumibol on 2 teams
Bandleader : Alexander, Van on 2 teams 2015-07-19
Comedian : Allen, Marty on 2 teams
Celine Dion Hubby / Manager : Angelil, Rene on 2 teams
TLC's Little Couple Star : Arnold, Jen on 2 teams
English Author / Publisher : Athill, Diana on 2 teams
Former Chilean Pres : Aylwin, Patricio on 2 teams
Montana Governor : Babcock, Tim M on 2 teams 2015-04-07
TV Director / Producer : Bare, Richard L. on 2 teams 2015-03-28
Musician : Bartholomew, Dave on 2 teams
Australian Sports Broadcaster : Beitzel, Harry on 2 teams
Banned Jewish Track Star 36 Olympics : Bergmann, Gretel on 2 teams
Priest / Peace Activist : Berrigan, Daniel on 2 teams
Feminist / Author / Activist : Boggs, Grace Lee on 2 teams 2015-10-05
Algerian President : Bouteflika, Abdelaziz on 2 teams
Nobel Laureate in Chemistry : Boyer, Paul D. on 2 teams
Writer : Braithwaite, E.R. on 2 teams
Folk Singer : Brand, Oscar on 2 teams
Nfl Lb : Brigance, Oj on 2 teams
Lawyer / Author : Bugliosi, Vincent on 2 teams 2015-06-06
Astrophysicist : Burbidge, Margaret on 2 teams
FLOTUS : Bush, Barbara on 2 teams
Actress : Bynes, Amanda on 2 teams
Football Player : Cannon, Billy on 2 teams
Choreographer : Champion, Marge on 2 teams
New Zealand Rock Singer And Manager : Columbus, Ray on 2 teams
Historian / Poet : Conquest, Robert on 2 teams 2015-08-03
Former NY Govenor : Cuomo, Mario on 2 teams 2015-01-01
Singer / Actress : Day, Doris on 2 teams
Dutch PM : de Jong, Piet on 2 teams
Former Montreal Mayor : Doré, Jean on 2 teams 2015-06-15
Songwriter : Drake, Ervin on 2 teams 2015-01-26
Swiss painter / Sculptor : Erni, Hans on 2 teams 2015-03-21
Actress : Fabray, Nanette on 2 teams
Former KY Senator & Gov : Ford, Wendell on 2 teams 2015-01-22
Former Indy Car Driver : Foyt, AJ on 2 teams
Screenwriter : Frank Jr, Harriet on 2 teams
Governor : Fritz Hollings, Ernest on 2 teams
Ex Bishop : Gerety, Peter Leo on 2 teams
President of France : Giscard d'Estaing, Valéry on 2 teams
Reality TV Star : Givens, Ahmad on 2 teams 2015-02-20
Russian Leader : Gorbachev, Mikhail on 2 teams
Air Force Colonel / "The Candy Bomber" : Halvorsen, Gail on 2 teams
Professional Poker Player : Hansen, Thor on 2 teams
German U Boat Commander : Hardegen, Reinhard on 2 teams
HOF Baseball Ump : Harvey, Doug on 2 teams
US Congressman West Virginia : Hechler, Ken on 2 teams
Wrestler / Manager : Heenan, Bobby "The Brain" on 2 teams
Casino Magnate : Ho, Stanley on 2 teams
Actor : Holbrook, Hal on 2 teams
MLB Detroit Tigers Owner : Illitch, Mike on 2 teams
Actress : Jeannette, Gertrude Hadley on 2 teams
Doctor / Reproductive pioneer : Jones Jr, Howard W on 2 teams 2015-07-31
Businessman/Dad of Vegas Megaresort : Kerkorian, Kirk on 2 teams 2015-06-15
KKK / Murderer : Killen, Edgar Ray on 2 teams
Musician / Singer : King, B.B. on 2 teams 2015-05-14
Robot Designer : Kinoshita, Robert "Bob" on 2 teams 2014-12-09
US Secretary Of State / Diplomat : Kissinger, Henry on 2 teams
Prime Minister Nepal : Koirala, Sushil on 2 teams
Playwright / Author / LGBT Activist : Kramer, Larry on 2 teams
Indian Actor : Kumar, Dilip on 2 teams
Author : Lee, Harper on 2 teams
African-American Jurist : Leighton, George N. on 2 teams
Nobel Prize Author : Lessings, Doris on 2 teams
Director : Lewis, Gilbert on 2 teams
Singer-songwriter / Pianist : Lewis, Jerry Lee on 2 teams
PGA Golfer : Lyle, Jarrod on 2 teams
Country Singer : Lynn, Loretta on 2 teams
Actress / Singer : Lynn, Vera on 2 teams
Broadcaster /Political Activist : Mandel, William Marx "Bill" on 2 teams
Swedish Author : Mankell, Henning on 2 teams 2015-10-05
Actress : Marie, Rose on 2 teams
White Supremacist / Murderer : Miller, Jr, Frazier Glenn on 2 teams
Buffalo Bills Broadcaster : Miller, Van on 2 teams 2015-07-17
English Singer : Morrissey, Steven Patrick on 2 teams
Miss America / Game Shows : Myerson, Bess on 2 teams 2014-12-14
Actress : Neill, Noel on 2 teams
American Numinastic : Newman, Eric on 2 teams
PM of South Vietnam : Nguyen Ngoc, Tho on 2 teams
Life Fitness Founder : Nieto, Augie on 2 teams
Actress : O'Hara, Maureen on 2 teams 2015-10-24
Progeria (aging) Disease : Okines, Hayley on 2 teams 2015-04-02
Gene Gene The Dancing Machine : Patton, Gene on 2 teams 2015-03-09
Architect : Pei, I.M. on 2 teams
Soccer Star : Pele on 2 teams
Businessman / US Politico : Perot, Ross on 2 teams
Author : Pratchett, Terry on 2 teams 2015-02-12
Film Composer : Rabinowitz, Harry on 2 teams
Actress : Rae, Charlotte on 2 teams
Physicist / Engineer / Businessman : Ramo, Simon on 2 teams
Stage Magician / Scientific Skeptic : Randi, James on 2 teams
Actor / Comedian : Reiner, Carl on 2 teams
The Snake / Wrestler : Roberts, Jake on 2 teams
Painter : Ryman, Robert on 2 teams
Oldest MLB Player : Sandlock, Mike on 2 teams
US Sec of State : Schultz, George on 2 teams
Formula One Racer / Ski Accident : Schumacher, Michael on 2 teams
Lawyer / Judge : Seawell, Donald on 2 teams 2015-09-30
Mexican Singer : Sebastian, Joan on 2 teams 2015-07-13
Businessman / Philanthropist : Shapiro, Carl J on 2 teams
Reagan Sec of State : Shultz, George on 2 teams
French Actress : Simonot, Renée on 2 teams
Religious Scholar : Smith, Huston on 2 teams
Journalist / Gossip Columnist : Smith, Liz on 2 teams
Chess Champ : Spassky, Boris on 2 teams
NBA Owner / Biggot : Sterling, Donald on 2 teams
SCOTUS : Stevens, John Paul on 2 teams
Actor : Storch, Larry on 2 teams
MLB 1960s Yankees Pitcher : Stottlemyre, Mel on 2 teams
Cinematographer : Suschitzky, Wolfgang on 2 teams
College Basketball Coach : Tarkanian, Jerry on 2 teams 2015-02-11
MLB / Pirates Pitcher : Tekulve, Kent on 2 teams
Roman Catholic Cardinal / Montreal : Turcotte, Jean-Claude on 2 teams 2015-04-08
Actress : Tyler Moore, Mary on 2 teams
Cartoonist : Walker, Mort on 2 teams
Cinematographer : Wexler, Haskel on 2 teams 2015-12-27
Founder Williams Sonoma / Author : Williams, Chuck on 2 teams 2015-12-05
Actress : Woodward, Joanne on 2 teams
Chinese Linguist / Father of Pinyin : Youguang, Zhou on 2 teams
AC/DC Drummer : Young, Malcolm on 2 teams
Survivor: Africa Winner : Zohn, Ethan on 2 teams
Author : Abrahams, Peter on 1 team
Novelist / Watership Down : Adams, Richard on 1 team
Bodybuilder : Aich, Manohar on 1 team
Sultan Of Oman : Al Said, Qaboos Bin Said on 1 team
Terrorist : al-Asiri, Ibrahim on 1 team
Terrorist : Al-Baghdadi, Abu Bakr on 1 team
Terrorst : Al-Shishani, Abu Omar on 1 team
Terrorist : Al-Wuhayshi, Nasir on 1 team 2015-06-12
Playwright : Albee, Edward on 1 team
Actress/Singer : Albright, Lola on 1 team
Jazz Pianist : Allison, Mose on 1 team
Ballerina : Alonso, Alicia on 1 team
1980 Presidential Candidate : Anderson, John B. on 1 team
Comedian : Anderson, Louie on 1 team
Movie Director : Anderson, Michael on 1 team
Religious Sister : Angelica, Mother on 1 team
Writer : Angell, Roger on 1 team
Vietnamese General / Politician : Anh, Le Duc on 1 team
Comedian : Arnold, Tom on 1 team
Jazz Violinist : Asmussen, Svend on 1 team
Actor : Asner, Ed on 1 team
Naturalist : Attenborough, David on 1 team
Editor NY Times : Baquet, Dean on 1 team
TV Game Show Host : Barker, Bob on 1 team
Singer "The Dells" : Barksdale, Chuck on 1 team
Actress : Barrie, Barbara on 1 team
TV Producer : Barris, Chuck on 1 team
Actor : Bayldon, Geoffrey on 1 team
Nfl-Hof : Bednarik, Chuck on 1 team 2015-03-21
Candy Ass : Beiber, Justin on 1 team
Musician : Benford, Bill on 1 team
Former Premier of British Columbia : Bennett, Bill on 1 team 2015-12-04
Singer : Bennett, Tony on 1 team
Actor : Benson, Irving on 1 team
Author and critic : Bentley, Eric on 1 team
Newscaster : Benton, Dave on 1 team 2015-05-26
Acoustics Expert : Beranek, Leo on 1 team
Musician : Berkowitz, Daisy on 1 team
Screenwriter : Bernstein, Walter on 1 team
Singer / Musician : Berry, Chuck on 1 team
Actor : Best, James on 1 team 2015-04-06
French Heiress/Socialite/Philanthropist (Barf) : Bettencourt, Lilane on 1 team
New York Congressman : Biaggi, Mario on 1 team 2015-06-24
Australian rules footballer, commentator : Bietzel , Harry on 1 team
Singer (The Supremes) : Birdsong, Cindy on 1 team
Author : Blume, Judy on 1 team
New Zealand Composer : Body, Jack on 1 team 2015-05-10
Architect : Bohm, Gottfried on 1 team
Actor : Booth, Antony on 1 team
UN Secretary General : Boutros-Ghali, Boutros on 1 team
Producer : Brauner, Artur on 1 team
Newspaper Columnist : Breslin, Jimmy on 1 team
Newscaster : Brokaw, Tom on 1 team
Senator : Brooke, Edward on 1 team 2015-01-03
Singer : Brown, Bobby on 1 team
Child author Puss n Boots : Brown, Marcia Joan on 1 team 2015-04-28
Cognitive Psychologist : Bruner, Jerome on 1 team
Holocaust Survivor / Author : Burger, Adolf on 1 team
Soul Singer / Songwriter : Butler, Jerry on 1 team
Soccer : Callaghan, Nigel on 1 team
Musician : Camero, Candido on 1 team
British actor, broke color barrier : Cameron, Earl on 1 team
Def Leopard Guitarist : Campbell, Vivian on 1 team
Journalist / Hostage : Cantlie, John on 1 team
Former Head of IRS under Kennedy : Caplin, Mortimer on 1 team
Wrestler : Cappotelli, Matt on 1 team
Fashion designer : Cardin, Pierre on 1 team
Nobel Prize Winner in Medicine : Carlsson, Arvid on 1 team
Comedian : Carter, Jack on 1 team 2015-06-28
Former POTUS : Carter, Jimmy on 1 team
Silent Film Child Actress : Cary, Diana Serra (Baby Peggy) on 1 team
Governor : Castro, Raul Hector on 1 team 2015-04-10
Actor : Chamberlin, Richard on 1 team
Khmer Rouge : Chea, Nuon on 1 team
Former VPOTUS : Cheney, Dick on 1 team
Record Company Executive : Chess, Phil on 1 team
Cheech & Chong : Chong, Tommy on 1 team
Supercentenerian : Cobb, Blanche on 1 team
Senator : Coburn, Tom on 1 team
Actor : Coleman, Dabney on 1 team
Cabinet Member : Coleman, Jr., William T on 1 team
Tower Of Power Guitarist : Conte, Bruce on 1 team
Coors Brewery : Coors, William K. on 1 team
Conductor : Coppola, Anton on 1 team
Actor; Father And Former Manager Of Macaulay Culkin : Culkin, Kit on 1 team
Child Star / Heroin Addict : Culkin, Macaulay on 1 team
Tried to kill MLK Jr. : Curry, Izola on 1 team 2015-03-07
Rock Climber : Dawson, Glen on 1 team
President Of Argentina : de Kirchener, Christina Fernandez on 1 team
Texas Congressman : de la Garza, Kika on 1 team
French Actress / Singer : Delair, Suzy on 1 team
Longest Serving Rep : Dingell, John on 1 team
Invented The Pill : Djerassi, Carl on 1 team 2015-01-30
Actor : Dotrice, Roy on 1 team
Storage Wars Host : Dotson, Dan on 1 team
Actor : Douglas, Michael on 1 team
Actress : Dow, Ellen Albertini on 1 team 2015-05-04
Musician / Captain and Tennille : Dragon, Daryl on 1 team
NCAA Coach : Drew, Homer on 1 team
Terrorist : Dua, Abu on 1 team
Vietnam Prez : Duc Ahn, Le on 1 team
Former MLB Player : Duncan, Chris on 1 team
AFL / CFL Quarterback : Duncan, Randy on 1 team
Musician : Dunlap, Slim on 1 team
Philanthropist : Dunning, Margaret on 1 team
Tennis Player : Duval, Victoria on 1 team
British Magnate : Ecclestone, Bernard on 1 team
Mexican President : Echeverria Alvarez, Luis on 1 team
Politician : Edwards, Don on 1 team 2015-10-01
Queen Of England : Elizabeth The 2nd, Queen on 1 team
Actor : Elliot, Sam on 1 team
Comedian : Elliott, Bob on 1 team
Dancer / Choreographer : Erdman, Jean on 1 team
US Olympic Athlete : Evans, Lee on 1 team
Danish Musician : Fabric, Bent on 1 team
Musician : Feeney, Anne on 1 team
Actress : Fleming, Rhonda on 1 team
Tennis : Florent, Andrew on 1 team
Publisher : Flynt, Larry on 1 team
Drag Racer : Force, John on 1 team
MLB HOFer : Ford, Whitey on 1 team
Music Producer : Fowley, Kim on 1 team 2015-01-15
Immunologist / Pollen Count : Frankland, William on 1 team
Singer : Franklin, Aretha on 1 team
Comedian / Voice Artist : Freberg, Stan on 1 team 2015-04-07
Socialist : Freeman, Morgan on 1 team
Former Football Coach HOFer : Fry, Hayden on 1 team
Olympian : Furtch, Evelyn on 1 team
Actor : Gambon, Michael on 1 team
MLB Player / Broadcaster : Garagiola, Joe on 1 team
Actor : Garcia, Jorge on 1 team
Actor : Gardner, Arthur on 1 team 2014-12-19
Actress : Garr, Teri on 1 team
MLB : Garver, Ned on 1 team
England International Footballer : Gascoigne, Paul on 1 team
Supercentenerian : Gerena Rivera, Antonia on 1 team
Philosopher : Girard, Rene on 1 team 2015-11-04
Former NFL Player : Glassford, J. William on 1 team
Engineer : Glock, Gaston on 1 team
Comedian / Actress / TV Host : Goldberg, Whoopie on 1 team
Director : Gordon, Bert I on 1 team
Football Coach : Graves, Ray on 1 team 2015-04-10
Actor : Guillaume, Robert on 1 team
Actress : Hale, Barbara on 1 team
Scientist : Hall, Robert N on 1 team
British Developer : Hall, Sir John on 1 team
Cultist : Han, Hak Ja on 1 team
Monk / Author / Activist : Hanh, Thich Nhat on 1 team
Dr. Demento : Hansen, Barret Eugene "Barry" on 1 team
TV Personality : Harris, Samantha on 1 team
Philanthropist : Havenstein, Ralph on 1 team
Author : Hawke, Hazel on 1 team
Scientist : Hawking, Steven on 1 team
Politician : Healey, Dennis on 1 team 2015-10-03
Supercentenerian : Henderson, Anna on 1 team
Australian News Anchor : Henderson, Brian on 1 team
NHL Player : Henderson, Paul on 1 team
NCAA Coach : Henson, Lou on 1 team
Survivor: China Winner : Herzog, Todd on 1 team
MLB Player / Coach : Herzog, Whitey on 1 team
University Of Notre Dame President : Hesburgh, Rev Theodore on 1 team 2015-02-26
British Match of the Day presenter : Hill, Jimmy on 1 team 2015-12-19
Actor : Hill, Steven on 1 team
Author : Hines, Barry on 1 team
Doolittle Raiders : Hite, Robert on 1 team
Cancer Kid : Hoffman, Jack on 1 team
Actress : Hunt, Marsha on 1 team
Grateful Dead Lyricist : Hunter, Robert on 1 team
Computer pioneer : Huskey, Harry Douglas on 1 team
Radio Personality : Imus, Don on 1 team
Black Sabbath Guitarist : Iommi, Tommy on 1 team
MLB : Irvin, Monte on 1 team
Rockabilly Singer : Jackson, Wanda on 1 team
Actor : James, Clifton on 1 team
P.O. Gambia : Jammeh, Yahya on 1 team
Actress / Singer : Jeffreys, Anne on 1 team
Singer : Jones, Sharon on 1 team
African American Supercentenarian : Jones, Susannah on 1 team
Wrestler : Kachmanian, Juan on 1 team
Radio Personality : Kasem, Casey on 1 team
English Media Personality : Katona, Kerry on 1 team
Humorist : Keillor, Garrison on 1 team
Professional Surfer : Kekai, Rabbit on 1 team
Pharmacologist / FDA Thalidomide nixer : Kelsey, Frances Oldham on 1 team 2015-08-07
Actor : Kennedy, George on 1 team
Iran Leader : Khamenei, Ali on 1 team
North Korean Despot : Kim, Jong-un on 1 team
Baseball Player-Coach : Kim, Wendell on 1 team 2015-02-16
Boxing Promoter : King, Don on 1 team
TV Personality : King, Larry on 1 team
Australian Politician / Former Premier Of Victoria : Kirner, Joan on 1 team 2015-06-01
Rap Producer : Knight, Suge on 1 team
Mid century American furniture designer : Knoll, Florence on 1 team
Artist : Kossoff, Leon on 1 team
Pro basketball coach : Kundla, John Albert on 1 team
NHL : Lach, Elmer on 1 team 2015-04-04
Supercentenerian : Lang, Ethal on 1 team 2015-01-15
MLB Player / Manager : Lasorda, Tommy on 1 team
Blue grass musician : Leadbetter, Phil on 1 team
Author : Lee, C.Y. on 1 team
English Actor / Singer / Author : Lee, Christopher on 1 team 2015-06-07
Former Chinese CEO Google : Lee, Kai-Fu on 1 team
Singer : Lee, Tommy on 1 team
Humorist : Lehrer, Tom on 1 team
Classic Movie Actress : Leslie, Joan on 1 team 2015-10-12
Chicago Teachers Union President : Lewis, Karen on 1 team
New York State Senator : Libous, Thomas W. on 1 team
Christian Musician : Licciardello, Carmen on 1 team
Entertainer : Limbaugh, Rush on 1 team
NFL player : Looney, Don on 1 team 2015-04-05
Scientist : Lovelock, James on 1 team
Civil Rights Leader : Lowery, Rev Joseph on 1 team
Actress / Singer / Drunk : Luft, Lorna on 1 team
Heisman Trophy Winner : Lujack, Johnny on 1 team
President Of Brazil : Lula Da Silva, Luiz Inacio on 1 team
TV Personality : Lunden, Joan on 1 team
Animator : Lusk, Don on 1 team
Musician : Mac Gowan, Shane on 1 team
Actor : Macnee, Patrick on 1 team 2015-06-25
Criminal Money Man : Madoff, Bernie on 1 team
Football Player / Coach : Majors, Johnny on 1 team
Governor : Mandel, Marvin on 1 team 2015-08-30
Soccer Star : Maradona, Diego on 1 team
Game Show Host : Martindale, Wink on 1 team
Montana Governor : Martz, Judy on 1 team
Comedian : Mason, Jackie on 1 team
British Actress : Mason, Margery on 1 team 2014-01-26
Software Developer : McAfee, John on 1 team
Mother of Senator John McCain : McCain, Roberta on 1 team
Actor / Comedian : McCann, Chuck on 1 team
American Congresswoman : McCarthy, Carolyn on 1 team
Actor : McKellen, Ian on 1 team
Tonsillectomy Girl : McMath, Jahi on 1 team
Actress : Merrill, Dina on 1 team
Japanese Royalty / Brother Of Hirohito : Mikasa, Prince on 1 team
Actress : Miles, Sylvia on 1 team
US Senator : Miller, Zell on 1 team
Governor : Milliken, William on 1 team
Actress : Minnelli, Liza on 1 team
MLB : Minosa, Minnie on 1 team 2015-03-01
Greek PM : Mitsotakis, Constantine on 1 team
Bosnian Serb / war crimes, etc. : Mladić, Ratko on 1 team
Canadian Buffoon : Moore, Michael on 1 team
Director : Morayta, Miguel on 1 team
Comedian : Morgan, Tracy on 1 team
Manhattan District Attorney : Morgenthau, Robert Morris on 1 team
Newscaster : Mudd, Roger on 1 team
Zimbabwe Leader : Mugabe, Robert on 1 team
Actor / Singer : Nabors, Jim on 1 team
Golfer : Nagle, Kel on 1 team 2015-01-29
Japanese Inventor : Nakamatsu, Yoshiro on 1 team
Nobel Prize Winner In Physics : Nambu, Yoichiro on 1 team
Actress : Needham, Connie on 1 team
Singer : Nelson, Willie on 1 team
Publisher : Newhouse, Si on 1 team
Weight Watchers Founder : Nidetch, Jean on 1 team 2015-04-29
Actor : Noble, James on 1 team
Actor : Nolte, Nick on 1 team
Writer / Presenter : Norden, Denis on 1 team
Voice Over Artist / Word Jazz : Nordine, Ken on 1 team
Conductor : Norrington, Roger on 1 team
Nobel Prize : North, Douglass on 1 team 2015-11-23
MS Congressman : Nunnelee, Alan on 1 team 2015-02-06
Actor : O'Neal, Ryan on 1 team
Horseracing Commentator : O'Sullevan, Peter on 1 team
Equatorial Guinea President : Obiang Nguema Mbjogo, Teodoro on 1 team
Actress : Olsen, Ashley on 1 team
WWF : Orndorff, Paul on 1 team
Oldest living US war vet : Overton, Richard on 1 team
TV Personality : Owens, Gary on 1 team 2015-02-12
Actress : Paige, Janis on 1 team
Greek Militaryman / Led 1967 Junta : Pattakos, Stylianos on 1 team
Cookbook Author / Oldest TV Chef : Patten, Marguerite on 1 team
Governor : Patterson, John on 1 team
UN Secretary : Pérez de Cuéllar, Javier on 1 team
Basketball coach : Phelps, Digger on 1 team
Actress : Pilbeam, Nova on 1 team 2015-07-17
Texas Jurist : Pope, Jack on 1 team
Physician / Canadian Politician : Porter, Arthur on 1 team 2015-03-11
Actress : Powell, Jane on 1 team
CW Artist : Pride, Charley on 1 team
Country Folk Singer : Prine, John on 1 team
TV Cajun Chef : Prudhomme, Paul on 1 team 2015-10-08
CEO Gamestop : Raines, Paul on 1 team
Investor-Fund Manager : Rainwater, Richard on 1 team 2015-09-27
Composer : Ramin, Sid on 1 team
Actress : Randolph, Joyce on 1 team
US Senator : Rangle, Charles on 1 team
Media Tycon : Redstone, Sumner on 1 team
Socialist : Reid, Harry on 1 team
US Attorney General : Reno, Janet on 1 team
Rolling Stones Guitarist : Richards, Keith on 1 team
Australian politician, Sky News : Richardson, Graham on 1 team
Actress : Rigg, Diana on 1 team
Golfer : Right, Mary on 1 team
Voice of Charlie Brown : Robbins, Peter on 1 team
Chemist : Roberts, John D on 1 team
Musician : Rodgers, Nile on 1 team
Composer : Rorem, Ned on 1 team
Singer : Rose, Axl on 1 team
Blacklisted Screenwriter, author, actress : Rouverol, Jean on 1 team
Blues Guitarist : Rush, Otis on 1 team
Political Satirist : Russell, Mark on 1 team
Minnesota Twins GM : Ryan, Terry on 1 team
Journalist : Safer, Morley on 1 team
NBA Sideline Reporter : Sager, Craig on 1 team
Comedian / Actor : Sahl, Mort on 1 team
Actress : Saint, Eva Marie on 1 team
Penn State Perv : Sandusky, Jerry on 1 team
President of Zambia : Sata, Michael on 1 team
Doolittle Raider : Saylor, Edward on 1 team 2015-01-28
MLB HOFer : Schmidt, Mike on 1 team
MLB : Schoendienst, Red on 1 team
HOF Broadcaster : Scully, Vin on 1 team
Singer : Sebert, Kesha on 1 team
Head of Interpol / Criminal : Selebi, Jackie on 1 team 2015-01-23
Serbian Politician : Seselj, Vojislav on 1 team
Actor : Sheen, Charlie on 1 team
Playwright : Shinn, Christopher on 1 team
Promoter : Shore, Mitzi on 1 team
VP of the Republic of China : Siew, Vincent on 1 team
Actress : Sim, Sheila on 1 team
Exercise Guy : Simmons, Richard on 1 team
Nobel Chemist : Skou, Jens Christia on 1 team
Singer : Sledge, Percy on 1 team 2015-04-14
Belgian Cartoonist : Sleen, Marc on 1 team
Comedian / Author : Smith, Bob on 1 team
NCAA Coach : Smith, Dean on 1 team 2015-02-07
Jazz Singer : Smith, Keely on 1 team
British Dame : Smith, Maggie on 1 team
Actor / Married to Ann Margret : Smith, Roger on 1 team
Mathmatician : Smullyan, Raymund on 1 team
Rosenburg Spy : Sobell, Morton on 1 team
Artist : Soulages, Pierre on 1 team
Producer : Spector, Phil on 1 team
Astrologer : Stallone, Jackie on 1 team
Singer : Starr, Kay on 1 team
Screenwriter : Stern, Stewart on 1 team 2015-02-02
Formula One : Stewart, Jackie on 1 team
Australian Broadcaster : Sutherland , Donnie on 1 team
Oldest American : Talley, Jeralean on 1 team 2015-06-17
Former Chiefs WR : Taylor, Otis on 1 team
Jazz / Bop Tumpeter : Terry, Clark on 1 team 2015-02-21
Doolittle Raider : Thatcher, David on 1 team
Voice Actor : Thomas, Peter on 1 team
Singer : Tobin, Louise on 1 team
Actor : Torn, Rip on 1 team
Country Singer : Travis, Randy on 1 team
Football Player : Trippi, Charley on 1 team
Deputy Ldr of Australian Labor Party : Uren, Tom on 1 team 2015-01-26
Actor : Van Dyke, Jerry on 1 team
Rock Guitarist : Van Halen, Eddie on 1 team
Actress : Verdugo, Elena on 1 team
Actor : Voight, John on 1 team
WWII Fightrer Ace / MOH Winner : Vraciu, Alexander on 1 team 2015-01-29
Big Band Singer : Wain, Bea on 1 team
Australian Businessman / Mayor : Walker, Ron on 1 team
Creed Lead Singer : Weiland, Scott on 1 team 2015-12-03
8th Duke Of Wellington : Wellesley, Arthur Valerian on 1 team 2014-12-31
International Scholar : West, Martin L on 1 team
German Foreign Minister : Westerwelle , Guido on 1 team
Rugby : Westhuizen, Joost Vander on 1 team
Governor IN : Whitcomb, Edgar on 1 team
Guitarist (Green Day) : White, Jason on 1 team
Rocker : White, Ron David on 1 team
Writer / Activist : Wiesel, Elie on 1 team
Actor : Wilder, Gene on 1 team
Actor : Wingreen, Jason on 1 team 2016-12-25
NFL : Wistert, Al on 1 team
Hitler Food Taster : Wolk, Margot on 1 team
Chief Inspector of England Schools : Woodhead, Chris on 1 team 2015-06-23
Voice Actor : Woodson, William on 1 team
NFL / Dolphins Kicker : Yepremian, Garo on 1 team 2015-05-15
Politician : Young, Andrew on 1 team
Singer : Young, Sir Jimmy on 1 team
Sports Writer : Zimmerman, Paul "Dr Z" on 1 team






Prize Payouts

Our 2015 The NewlyDead Game is officially closed and in the books.
These are the final totals, prizes and winners!


44 Rosters  x  $25     $1,100.00
44 Entry Fees  x   $2   - $84.00
0 Metobolically Challenged Awards  x  $25   - $.00
PRIZE POOL =     $1,100.00




1 (10th Place) $22.00 + (11th Place) $16.50 = $38.50 split evenly

  Placed % of Pool    Team Points Prize
1st 40.0% Feet to Head, Everyone's Dead 264 $440.00
2nd 15.0% Little House at Donner Pass 226 $165.00
3rd 12.5% Bud Dwyer's Brains 214 $137.50
4th 7.5% Van Owens Body 209 $82.50
5th 6.0% Death March 207 $66.00
6th 5.0% House of Soon to be with the Lord 204 $55.00
7th 4.0% Just Kill Me Now 199 $44.00
8th 3.0% Rectal Feeding 197 $33.00
9th 2.5% In The Deathroom 196 $27.50
10th 2.0% Chitragupta's Roll Call 190 $19.251
11th 1.5% The Eventually Dead Celebrity Cookbook 190 $19.251
12th 1.0% Okinawa Death Squad 187 $11.00
Dearly Departed 180
Ethnic Cleansing 179
Otis, You Want a Treat? 176
114 is the New 80! 165
le Shima Warriors 154
McSwindlers List 145
Morgue and Mindy 143
Six Feet Under 133
Welcome to the Great Big BBQ in the Sky 129
Ghost of Stiffs Past 126
A Trophy For Atrophy 125
Martha Pearl 125
Malaysian Air 121
David Nivens Fridge 116
Pining for the Fjords 111
Walking Toward the Light 99
Eternal DirtNap 90
Plowing The Deep 89
Forrest Tucker's Ghost 87
Team Dirt 87
My Ebola 86
More Hemlock Please 78
Everybody's All-American 76
Now Who Died? 75
Six Feet Under Hollywood 70
Eternal DirtNap 2 64
Ghost of a Chance 55
Schadenfreude 55
Crypt Kickers 46
Death-stimation 46
Adipocere 45
Cape Cadaver 26










Ronnie Biggs Award Candidates




Adulyadej, Bhumibol Douglass, Kirk Lloyd, Norman Title, YA
Ali, Muhammed Fabray, Nanette Lynn, Vera Tovar, Lupita
Angelica, Mother Foray, June Meadows, Jayne Van Dyke, Dick
Angell, Roger Gabor, Zsa Zsa Mulloy, Gardner Waldo, Janet
Bare, Richard L Gaynes, George Noble, James Wapner, Joseph
Brand, Oscar Bush, George HW Obama, Barack Winton, Sir Nicholas G
Brigance, OJ Ginsburg, Ruth Bader Philip, Prince Wouk, Herman
Burdridge, Margaret Giscard DeEstang, Valerie Prudhumme, Paul Yeager, Chuck
Castro, Fidel Graham, Billy Superstar Randolph, Joyce Zimmerman, Paul
Channing, Carol Haggard, Merle Ranier, Luise
Corey, Irwin Hall, Monty Reagan, Nancy
Cox Chambers, Ann Kadyrov, Ramsan Rockefeller, David
de Oliveira, Manoel Lear, Norman Simpson, Robert
DeHavilland, Olivia Lee, Stan Smith, Steve
Domino, Fats Lewis, Jerry Stevens, John Paul










Stiffs We Missed

After anyone even margi nally famous dies I am always asked by my friends, who know I am in a Death Pool game, “did you have so-and-so on your team?” Sadly, for those listed below, I reply that I didn’t, nor did any of us. Here are a few of the “Stiffs We Missed".....



January

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